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in 8th grade we thought it would be funny to scare our algebra teacher so when she was writing on the board we all put on dora masks and when she turned around she screamed
pure brilliance
those are the most developed year eights i have ever seen
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THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
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HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL
BLEEEAAAAUGH
HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG
the gods have spoken
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how much can one hint that their character is a flaming homosexual without getting a warning on neopets
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A GROUP OF HUMMINGBIRDS IS CALLED A CHOIR THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
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Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
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Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
It’s okay.
okay?
Okay.
wait
i feel like john green is here
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“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
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